Being based in Denver, Colorado, we at KindReviews knew that it would only be a matter of time before this popular, and polarizing, character would surface somewhere in the “scene”.  Well, we’ve received word from Green Dream Health Services they are busy breeding the Tim Tebow.  What strain profile boasts the characteristics of Mr. Tebow?  How about Bruce Banner #3 crossed with Jesus Christ?  Perfect.

This means that figuratively, we will have the Hulk and the Savior combined.  Seriously, I’m pretty sure that is Timmy Tebow, right?  No really, when he runs in the game winning touchdown doesn’t he do the Hulk right there in the end zone, and aren’t you busy thanking the Lord for the victory?  Yeah, pretty much spot on.

Literally, we will have (Ghost OG x Strawberry Diesel) x (Ghost OG x Sour Diesel). That’s Double Ghost + Double Diesel, with lions, tigers, and bears, oh my.  We can’t wait!

Name:  Bruce Banner #3 and Super Silver Sour Diesel Haze (SSSDH) Bud Budder

From:  Green Dream Health Services (extraction performed by Top Shelf Extracts)

Type:  Butane-extracted hash oil, in a ‘budder’ consistency — this sample was made from a mix of the two above strains using nothing but lower buds rather than trim

Price:  $40/g

Grade:  A

Chem #4 x Sour Diesel Medical Marijuana Strain Review

From:  Green Dream Health Services

Grade:  A

Type:  Sativa-dominant hybrid

Lineage:  ChemDawg #4 x Sour Diesel

Price:  $50/8th

Strain:  303 Purps (Mendocino Purps x Unknown bagseed)

From:  Green Dream Health Services

Pickup Date:  6/12/2011

Inspection Status:  Pass

Before we even inspected this one closely, its tight structure and superb trim job impressed our crew.  The deep purple coloration interspersed with the fiery orange pistils made this an attractive sample, and it also seemed to gleam in the light thanks to the relatively thick coverage of clear and milky trichomes.  While we would’ve liked to perhaps see some amber heads, the effects were fairly narcotic as-is, so perhaps it was an intentional choice by the grow team.  We saw a hermie flower or two, but no signs of tiny seeds, so it didn’t seem to be a real problem.

We were very impressed by the aroma of this strain, which was all the things purple-lovers enjoy about the “family”, but sweeter and more directly fruity than many examples, losing the incense/floral qualities for a much more enjoyable (in our opinion) scent overall.  While the aroma was absolutely top-notch and ranking amongst our favorite Purple strains ever, the flavor just didn’t quite live up to that, giving a more neutral, soft, and floral flavor which lacked the superb sweetness of the aroma.  The smoke was very smooth and enjoyable throughout the experience, but the final ash was a murky dark gray with some flecks of white, showing that the flush could’ve been better.

Every “Purps”-lover out there would be doing themselves a favor by checking out this beautiful and fragrant example of the family from Green Dream.

Name: Green Dream Budder

From: Green Dream Health Services, extracted by Top Shelf Extracts

Type: Butane-extracted hash oil made primarily from Bubba Kush and Bruce Banner #3 trim, vacuum purged and whipped to a budder consistency

Price: $40/gram

Grade: A