Tim Tebow (Strain Profile)
Being based in Denver, Colorado, we at KindReviews knew that it would only be a matter of time before this popular, and polarizing, character would surface somewhere in the “scene”. Well, we’ve received word from Green Dream Health Services they are busy breeding the Tim Tebow. What strain profile boasts the characteristics of Mr. Tebow? How about Bruce Banner #3 crossed with Jesus Christ? Perfect.
This means that figuratively, we will have the Hulk and the Savior combined. Seriously, I’m pretty sure that is Timmy Tebow, right? No really, when he runs in the game winning touchdown doesn’t he do the Hulk right there in the end zone, and aren’t you busy thanking the Lord for the victory? Yeah, pretty much spot on.
Literally, we will have (Ghost OG x Strawberry Diesel) x (Ghost OG x Sour Diesel). That’s Double Ghost + Double Diesel, with lions, tigers, and bears, oh my. We can’t wait!
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Comments (5)
Kind Reviews is the best! Thank you for letting us know about this strain! I would absolutely LOVE to feature this strain in my next book! Can you email me or ask the breeders to email me? I would LOVE to feature this! jack@greencandypress.com
Enjoyed the reading and will look for the Tim Tebow!~
Tim Tebow? Really? That clown? As if that kid didn’t get enough press, that growers are brown-nosing him now?
Broncos are in for more disappointment, and I’ve been watching them longer than most of you have been alive. Just not watching closely.
I sleep in Tim Tebow pajamas.
Bet it’ll be a sleeper…like it may take an entire hour to finally work it’s magic lol.